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Twelve Famous Dreams

Paul McCartney Finds "Yesterday" In a Dream Mary Shelley's Frankenstein Inspired By a Dream Dream Leads to Nobel Prize Abraham Lincoln Dreamt of His Assassination Kekulé - Dreams of Molecules & Benzene Structure Madame C.J. Walker - From Dream to Millionaire The Sewing Machine The Strange...

Posted to Don Hite (Weblog) by dhite on 01-27-2008
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Redneck Computer Terminology

Backup - What you do when you run across a mad skunk in the woods Bar Code - The rules down at the tavern Bug – Why you call in sick Byte - What your dog does to strangers after barking Cache - Needed when you run out of food stamps Chip – Cow patties that you try not to step in Crash - When...

Posted to Don Hite (Weblog) by dhite on 01-20-2008
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Jay Leno Quotations

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. After the war, the plan is to divide Iraq into three parts … regular, premium, and unleaded. Christopher Columbus...

Posted to Don Hite (Weblog) by dhite on 12-30-2007
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English Proverbs

A burnt child dreads the fire. A fair booty makes a fair thief. A full cup must be carried steadily. A goose quill is more dangerous than a lion's claw. A heavy purse makes a light heart. A joy that's shared is a joy made double. A man is as old as he feels, and a woman as old as she looks. A...

Posted to Don Hite (Weblog) by dhite on 12-30-2007
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Happy New Year in different Languages

Afgani Saale Nao Mubbarak Afrikaans Gelukkige nuwe jaar Albanian Gezuar Vitin e Ri Armenian Snorhavor Nor Tari Arabic Antum salimoun Assyrian Sheta Brikhta Azeri Yeni Iliniz Mubarek! Bengali Shuvo Nabo Barsho Cambodian Soursdey Chhnam Tmei Catalan FELIÇ ANY NOU Chinese Xin Nian Kuai Le Corsican Language...

Posted to Don Hite (Weblog) by dhite on 12-23-2007
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What’s Brown And …

As an adult (Well you know what I mean…) the Simpson’s is my favorite television comedy and I rarely miss an episode. When I was younger it was the British comedy troupe Monte Python. My wife and I have a saying based on a comedy skit that they did where when I say something like “Do...

Posted to Don Hite (Weblog) by dhite on 12-16-2007
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You Know Winter Is Here When…

• A polar bear knocks at your door and asks to sit by the fire. • Fashion goes out the window and you wear mismatching hats, gloves, and scarves for the sake of warmth. • Golf balls bounce out instead of sinking in the water hazard! • It's normal to wear ski pants to work. • Kids went to school 4...

Posted to Don Hite (Weblog) by dhite on 12-16-2007
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I Am All Grown Up Now Because…

6:00 AM is when I get up, not when I go to bed. 90% of the time I spend in front of a computer is for real work. A $2.00 bottle of wine is no longer the good stuff. All of my house plants are alive and I can’t smoke any of them. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one...

Posted to Don Hite (Weblog) by dhite on 12-09-2007
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Urban Legends That Seem To Live Forever

Everyone has heard at one time or another about a “Fact” that is just too strange or odd to be believed such as Nostradamus Predicted the 9/11 Attack or that Frank Zappa's father was the actor who played Mr. GreenJeans on the Captain Kangaroo children's TV show. On the Urban Legends...

Posted to Don Hite (Weblog) by dhite on 12-09-2007
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Midwest Bumper stickers

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Hang up and drive! I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian...

Posted to Don Hite (Weblog) by dhite on 12-02-2007
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